How many times do I have to be with a girl before I turn into a lesbian?
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Question: How many times do I have to be with a girl before I turn into a lesbian?
I’ve had a string of bad relationships with men. So I’ve decided to be a lesbian. How many times do I have to “do it” with another girl before I become a lesbian?
Will I notice the transition or is it just one morning I’ll wake up and never want another guy?
Will anything change with my looks, or is it all internal changes?
Answer:
Answer by serf
They mail you your membership card after the 5th time, provided you fill out the appropriate paperwork.
Ok…start by signing these forms. *hands you forms*
Sign here…and here…and over there…and here by this skull and bones…and there you have it! You are now officially gay. You will receive a gift basket in the morning, with a complimentary rainbow flag. It will also include the booklet, “So You’ve Decided to be Gay.”
Congratulations! You are now cool.
First, thing is you’re speaking with the jawbone of an ass.
If you’re not a lesbian to begin with you’ll never become one. You can be with any number of girls and you’ll still be someone who’s straight pretending to be a lesbian.
well umm….i believe if you sleep with a girl and you like it then you sleep with another girl and you still like it…. well then uh ya… change made…. ^_^
have fun with your new life as a LESBIAN!!!!!!
Thanx for deciding this route its always more fun on the other side of the rainbow!!
You cannot ‘become’ a lesbian just by sleeping with women. Just like gay guys can’t become straight guys by doing so. Unless you are attracted to them, you will just be a straight girl sleeping with women.
Lol @ Serf & Raistlin Reloaded.
But to answer your question. After 5 sexual encounters, you will receive the paperwork. Please allow 3-5 weeks for processing. You will then receive the “Gay Agenda”.
First we’ll need you to pick a political cause. Environmentalism is big (though you’ll have to become a vegan) or you could decide to try ending violence against women (requires an annual appearance at Take Back the Night) or find a cure for breast cancer (I hope you like pink).
Next you need to figure out what kind of lesbian you want to be. Leather dominatrix? Lipstick lesbian? Man-hating stereotype? PeTA chick? Power dyke? There are many different options to choose from.
Once youv’e done that you will need to provide pictures and statements (notarised, of course) from at least 10 different women you’ve been with. Please include length of relationship, time span between relationships, and how many cats you adopted together.
If you manage to meet the requirements then congratulations, you will have become an official lesbian. Contact your local PFLAG for instructions on where to line up for the Pride parade.
Dear Mrs. Sender,
We are pleased to inform you
that your application’s been accepted.
Starting from the day you get this letter,
Your life will be a never ending hope you weren’t a lesbo.
You gotta get a big Rainbow tattoo back piece.then under it get a tattoo saying “Graduation Class of 2009″