GLBT: maybe this should be asked in music, but what is the best way to maintain a rusty trombone?

Question: GLBT: maybe this should be asked in music, but what is the best way to maintain a rusty trombone?

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Answer:

Answer by Jan
Lots of lubricant.

I’m a lesbian and I have a partner that I love very much, sometimes i feel wrong what should I do?

Question: I’m a lesbian and I have a partner that I love very much, sometimes i feel wrong what should I do?
I’m a lesbian, been this way for many years now.I have a partner that I’m very much in love with, sometimes I feel like I’m not happy being who I am. I feel like I’m being punished for being who I am, because things are not looking up for me right now.The blessing is That my partner loves me and cares very much for me, and we live in different parts of the country.

Answer:

Answer by az
I’m sorry your life isn’t looking up right now. Long distance relationships are hard for anyone, gay or straight. (I’m doing it right now too, and my boyfriend was in Iraq for a year before too…that was especially hard). I am sorry you feel you are being punished for being who you are. Society just hasn’t caught up to you yet. It will get better. I’m glad you have someone that loves you!
Hang in there!

In our imitation office family, how should we address our lesbian foster mother?

Question: In our imitation office family, how should we address our lesbian foster mother?
We consider our coworkers to be part of a big family at the office. Andy Mornes, who served as mother for several years, recently left us for SmartDataSolutions. Sean Ryan Mornes has assumed the role as the lesbian foster mother. Us children want to remain respectful by giving him a tasteful nickname to show our love and devotion. Any ideas?

Answer:

Answer by Me
Do they not drug test at your work?

I see a councillor tommorow. Should I tell her I’m transgender and want HRT and maybe hormone blockers?

Question: I see a councillor tommorow. Should I tell her I’m transgender and want HRT and maybe hormone blockers?
I am 14 born a boy and transgender, I see a councillor tomorrow, should I tell her I want HRT and/or hormone blockers, thanks

Answer:

Answer by Egophile
Yes, that is definitely something you need to be telling your counselor. She can’t help you unless you are honest with her. Do you know if she specializes with transsexual people? If not, you may want to see another one, who is trans-friendly, and can help you with your transition.

Why should the lesbian movement accomodate the girls that act manly?

Question: Why should the lesbian movement accomodate the girls that act manly?
because I am a girl who has 0% attraction and total repulsion to boys, I find girls that act manly icky. I simply don’t get why the lesbian movement accomodates them rather than the transsexual clubs.

Answer:

Answer by Kathryn White
because a woman is a woman